What would the natural predator be for a mousetapus? A cateel? An owlolphin? A snark?
Thanks for the mental tangent that will now occupy my lunch hour…
Mousetapus have very few natural predators. Despite their cute and fuzzy appearance, they are quite vicious, and can fell and consume a creature the size of a bison in just a few minutes.
That being said, they despise Flying Squirrels of Death, and will attack the much larger creatures on sight, despite the fast-moving FSDs’ ability to fire lasers from their eyes.
My God, where is National Geographic regarding this critical information? Living in the boonies as I do, it worries me that such creatures exist and I know so little of them. I mean – Lasers? Freakin’ Lasers?!?
Bless you for shedding light on these creatures whose existence is most likely being covered up by diabolical minds.
Oh yeah, and an animated short of a battle between a mousetapus and a FSD would be great to see (hint hint).
Thanks for sharing your humor through this blog. It makes my workday shorter…
What would the natural predator be for a mousetapus? A cateel? An owlolphin? A snark?
Thanks for the mental tangent that will now occupy my lunch hour…
Mousetapus have very few natural predators. Despite their cute and fuzzy appearance, they are quite vicious, and can fell and consume a creature the size of a bison in just a few minutes.
That being said, they despise Flying Squirrels of Death, and will attack the much larger creatures on sight, despite the fast-moving FSDs’ ability to fire lasers from their eyes.
My God, where is National Geographic regarding this critical information? Living in the boonies as I do, it worries me that such creatures exist and I know so little of them. I mean – Lasers? Freakin’ Lasers?!?
Bless you for shedding light on these creatures whose existence is most likely being covered up by diabolical minds.
Oh yeah, and an animated short of a battle between a mousetapus and a FSD would be great to see (hint hint).
Thanks for sharing your humor through this blog. It makes my workday shorter…